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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Go Go Gadget Flamethrower...



A tiny tabletop lamp that adorns my abode had a burned out bulb when I got home from work today. So I took a 25-watter out of my stash of bulbs and screwed it into the socket.

Pop. Hiss. Smoke. Stink.

FLAME!

Here's how the next 5 seconds (an eternity of slow-motion) played out in my head...
second1: Wow, this daydream is really vivid.
second 2: My imagination is in high-gear--I can even smell it!
second 3: Oh crap! This is for realsies!
second 4: It'll stop flaming by itself if I just stare at it long enough.
second 4.5: This is getting serious.
second 5: I'd better blow this thing out unless I want to cash in on my renter's insurance.

It took two tries, but I was able to blow out the blazing inferno shooting out of the lamp. I quickly unplugged the evil appliance (which I maybe should've done first...) and inspected it for any further smoldering/smoking. It's no longer in my apartment.

After coming down from my adrenaline high, I'm kind of bummed. Even if my tiny lamp had a death wish for me, I still miss it. I really liked that lamp.


Saturday, June 27, 2009

It's Got a Good Beat and I Can Dance to It...



Since Thursday evening I've been thinking and talking about Michael Jackson. I wish I could say that I've been a lifelong fan of the king of pop, but considering the fact that his heyday was the span of my life when I was in diapers through the time I was learning to write cursive (who does that, anyway?), I kind of missed the MJ train.

Over the past several months, my eyes have been opened to the greatness of his music. And how to I, personally, gauge the greatness of a Michael Jackson song? It makes me dance. Whether it's in the car, at my desk, or in my living room, a great MJ song makes this pasty white girl move.

So to honor the memory of a great entertainer -- albeit a hot mess of a human being -- here's my top 10:
10. The Way You Make Me Feel
9. P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)
8. ABC
7. Wanna be Startin’ Somethin’
6. Beat It
5. Billie Jean
4. Bad
3. Thriller
2. Don’t Stop 'Til You Get Enough
1. Smooth Criminal
Discuss...


Saturday, March 07, 2009

That can't be good...

All geared up to head to the gym for a Saturday morning workout, I stepped into my garage and tapped the garage door button. The mechanism sprang to life and started grinding its way up, up...a good two feet...until it the motor started making a sad sort of extra effort sound.

Yikes! I thought. What do I do if that motor explodes in a firey ball of flame and engulfs my poor, innocent car -- then destroys the rest of my earthly possessions and the place I call home? 

But my thoughts were quickly disrupted by the fact that my garage door wasn't going up. It was caught on something and stuttering as it tried valiently to do its duty and rise. And why was the front of my car stuttering along with it?

That can't be good.

Alas, a metal handle on the back of my garage door caught the bottom of my license plate and ripped it and the plastic holder clean off the bumper. Dang.

After an appropriate moment of jaw-drop amazement at what had just happened, I sprang into action with my best MacGyver know-how. Here's how it ended up:

- The plastic license plate mount is now upside down. (The license, however, is right side up.)

- There are three new holes in my bumper, filled with three new screws. (Thankfully, the original holes are covered up by the license plate.)

- I'm 90% confident the thing is now more securely affixed to the bumper than it was previous to this morning's drama.

Dad -- and MacGyver -- will be proud.


Saturday, January 24, 2009

Geek chic...



I am addicted to the ABC drama "Lost." So does a group of my coworkers/friends. We talk theories, we've held Lost-a-thon viewing parties lasting hours on end, we all have our own opinions about what's going on, we have our beloved characters and our despised characters.

The Dharma Initiative...the Others...Time Travel...Destiny...Ghosts...The Mystery of the Island...Conspiracy...Lies...Manipulation...Linus/Widmore...the Jack/Kate/Sawyer love triangle...the list is endless.

Wednesday's season 5 premier opened up a Pandora's box of new possibilities with a plot twist that jacked-up the time travel plot line to a whole new level.

I love the idea of time travel. I love thinking about time travel and talking through the "what ifs" of time travel. But the truth is: I know virtually nothing about the real theory of time travel. That plus the fact that all of my knowledge of the space-time continuum comes solely from the Back to the Future trilogy, makes me nothing more than a time travel poser.

Friday during lunch at Wendy's, in the midst of our Lost discussion and debates (and a little bit of Lord of the Rings thrown in), someone made the comment that anyone eavesdropping on our conversation would write us off as GIANT eggheads...nerds who escaped from their nerdery...geeks to the nth degree.

These might be uncomfortable labels for some. Me? I'm embracing my inner geek and starting a fashion revolution of bow ties, suspenders, and pocket protectors.


Monday, January 19, 2009

Go ahead and give up already...



(disclaimer: I don't claim to be a good person. If you think I'm a good person, you should probably stop reading this blog post so your illusions aren't shattered.)

The Y's wellness center has been crawling with New Years' resolution exercisers since the beginning of the month.

I've had just about enough of them.

I started out the month telling myself, "They'll soon be back on the couch and not here filling up the cardio equipment. A week and they'll be done. Resolution no go."

Don't get me wrong -- I want to encourage other people to get up and get active. Exercising at the gym is a wonderful thing, and I think everyone should take advantage of the local YMCA. My problem is with New Years' resolutions and the fact that some people feel compelled to make life changes (big or small) because the calendar year ends in a new digit.

It just seems doomed to fail.

So while I'm waiting for another couple of dozen people to fall off the wagon, I'll practice my patience with new gym rats who don't adhere to the code of the gym. Maybe I'll get to see a couple of them fall off the treadmill. Man, that'll be a great day.



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